How To Lose!

I wrote this in the midst of the Tim Tebow, Kyle Orton controversy here in Denver and was going to perform on Overtime (my weekly sports talk show on gomilehigh.com Monday nights 7-9 mnt) but turns out I'm a sports reporter and not a rapper. It is a parody of the Lil Wayne song "How to Love."


"You had a lot of teams try and test your arm, never really had luck cause you always figure out, how to lose... how to lose. Haven't scored in the red zone, it seems like forever, now your on the sideline, trying to put it together, how to lose... how to lose.
   For a second you were a Bear but now you over here and it's hard not to stare, the way you settle for field goal's, you've made it clear that you know how to lose... how to lose. You had a lot of dreams you couldn't transform to visions so they sent to the bench, for making bad decisions. We know it wasn't your fault you probably had  good intentions, now the media has questions and you don't wanna listen, now I admire you neck beard and Prius, just as much as you admire Tim Tebow and Jesus! So don't be mad ain't nobody else trippin, see you throw a lot of pics and them pics still hurtin. Cause you had a lot of teams try and test your arm, never really had luck, cause you always figure out, how to lose... how to lose. Haven't scored in the red zone, it seems like forever, and now your on the sideline, trying to put it together, how to lose... how to lose.
    See I just want you to know, the deserve the bench your pitiful, your pitiful. That neck beard is far from the usual, yeah it's far from the usual. Cause you had a lot of teams try and test your arm, never really had luck, cause you always figure out how to lose... how to lose. Haven't scored in the red zone, it seems like forever, now you on the sideline, trying to put it together, how to lose... HOW TO LOSE!!!!!"

There it is, the first song I've ever wrote and when your reading this I encourage you to sing it and have Lil Wayne's " How to Love" playing in the background. Just wanted to have a little fun on this weeks blog and I would love to hear what you think about the song and the blog in general. Thank you for reading and look for me on twitter for updates on what I am doing and how you can find my sports talk show, @JoshuaDover